Halloween is not my thing.

"I don't know that play...." Yuffie held off as she remembered something. "I think I have the play book in the gummi ship!" Yuffie ran and looked inside as crashes were to be heard outside Caledescope.

Kuja floated back to the airship and watched as Yuffie ran around trying to find a play book for the one he just talked about, he was a bit confused as to how such a thing could of gotten off of Gaia but then again he was here so he figured other things must of got jerked out of his world as well. He did watch her butt as she dug around in things but quickly stopped as he thought *I am a gentleman I should not be looking her over like that.......get a hold of yourself man.*

Yuffie paused as she felt eyes looking at a certain area. Think with your mind Yuffie! Think!!!!!! She decided to mess with Kuja's mind and wiggle it a little as she grabbed a book and peeked through it while being crouched down. "Nope romance." She acted as if Kuja was not standing there.

Kuja blinked a bit when Yuffie started to wiggle her butt a bit which caused him to look at it and when she said nope to romance he sort of just mumbled in agreement to that not being it. His tail was perfectly still as he looked like he was going to pounce but while the body wanted that the brain said no so he just stood there frozen as he watched, his brain going *......This will be a problem if I can't get my libo to calm down.*

Grinning to herself, Yuffie decided to pick up another romance, which she knew had a scene. She flipped through the scenes and turned to be directly in Kuja's face with the scene in picture. "How about this one?"

Kuja saw that Yuffie was looking through the pages of a book and wondered if she found the right one, when she then put the rather mature scene in his face he blushed a bit but calmed down and pushed it down a bit. He then said "Playing that one would be a bit difficult due to how a lot of practice would be needed for the scenes."

"How about we practice now?" Yuffie purred as she set the book down and walked closer to him. She stood close enough where you couldn't even put a piece of paper to the through them.

Kuja eyes widened a bit when Yuffie started to move in on him and push him against the wall, he could feel her pressed up against him and his tail was already wrapping around her waist. He just figured that he might as well enjoy this since he was sure when she learns of his true plans she will be against him, and for some reason that caused his chest to hurt a slight bit but he was focused on the now not the later.

He placed his hands on her hips and started to kiss her softly but then he moved over to chew on her ear a slight bit before he backed away his face and said "Hmm where to start..."

"Don't know..." Yuffie tapped her chin with her index finger as she scanned Kuja up and down.

Kuja looked her over and chuckled a bit as he said "It not as much fun if you don't practice as well." Kuja was waiting for Yuffie to make a move.

"You're right." Yuffie grinned before she dragged him to her room and glomped him with a kiss.

Kuja didn't mind getting dragged off to Yuffie's room this time but when the girl glomped him he was taken by surprise, this caused him to fall over onto her bed with her kissing his lips and being on top of him. His lips quickly went to work kissing her back before he tried to deepen the kiss while his tail just thrashed around in joy, though that caused it to smack against her backside quite a few times.

Yuffie let go of the kiss and grinned. "Let the practice course begin."

Evil green monster pops up. "This is now rated R, the show has been locked until further notice." Monster bows and Yo Gabba! Gabba! comes on.

((ooc: I blame my niece and nephew for knowing this show -_-))

Kuja laid in bed under the covers with his arms wrapped around a sleeping Yuffie who was laying her head down on his chest, he thought about the day and figured that he might have to thank Ryoko for forcing him to come to this world in her stead. It was then that he brushed some hair away from Yuffie's face as he thought *Wonder what this girl is thinking about.*

"Goldfish... mmm." Yuffie mumbled as she snuggled Kuja. She soon opened her eyes and grinned at him. "Morning." She gave a slight yawn before moving to his face. "Seems like we got better from the practice." She giggled as she got up and walked to the bathroom.

Kuja was confused by what Yuffie said as he thought *Goldfish? What in the world are goldfish?* Kuja then saw her wake up and grin at him before saying morning, to that he smiled a bit and said "Good morning my sleepy ninja." He then heard her next comment which caused him to say "Indeed we did get much much better." before she got up and walked out he gave her a slight kiss on the lips to help her wake up, when she got out of the covers and headed to the bathroom he watched and knew that he was going to become as bad as Ryoko at this rate. He got up himself but he cleaned himself and got himself ready with magic so he don't need showers or baths unless he wants to enjoy them, most of the time quick magic clean makes him as clean and good smelling as the old fashion way.

He now wondered what to do as they couldn't practice all the time and they needed to do something else other than that.

Yuffie came out dressed and grinned at him. "Halloweentown is getting a little boring... Can we go to... oh I don't know..." She threw her hands in the air hoping that he would take her to his place. She started to clean up her old clothes and her room a bit, throwing books in a corner near the door and paper opposite to the books.

Kuja nodded in agreement to what Yuffie said about Halloween Town becoming rather boring so he thought about where to take her and for a moment he thought about his own world, to that he stared at her and said "I could take you to my world, Castle Oblivion. But you would have to promise me not to tell anyone how to get there, I have a few enemies that want to kill me and I prefer not to have unwanted guest all the time. So even if the person you are with is your best friend, don't tell him or her because they might tell someone and then it just spreads." Kuja was dead serious about this as he really didn't want to have the Raven or Dove knocking on his doorsteps all the time waiting to kill him, he was sure that they would never be able to do it but it would still be annoying.

Yuffie crossed her heart with an 'X' "I swear I won't tell. I wouldn't want somebody to kill you anyway." She smiled as she scratched her head. "But are we going to take my gummi ship or do you have a gummi ship?" She looked at him before turning to see if she need to clear her cockpit for them two to sit and for her to drive.

Kuja watched her cross her heart and promise not to tell and he figured that was the best he was able to get, he looked at her for a moment after her question was asked to which he said "No I used heartless to get around, I force the mindless creatures to make their portals so I can go to other worlds. But it would be best to have you take your Gummi ship so you can learn how to get their yourself so you will be able to visit at any time. Unless you plan to move in." Kuja looked at her in a questioning way, he didn't mind if she did or did not move in he just wanted to know.

Yuffie giggled as he offered for her to move in basically. "I really don't have a place. So it would nice if you don't mind. And if your sister doesn't mind." She flung out papers out the door, knowing that they were useless. "Sorry the cockpit is such a mess! Give me a second!" Yuffie kicked some blankets out and grinned at the now basically clean cockpit. "Now it's okay and clean!" She turned and showed her grin to Kuja.

Kuja shrugged a slight bit at Yuffie's response as he said "If she has a problem then she will have to simply cope with it, the Castle is more than large enough for everyone anyway." He now watched her clean up the cockpit all the while dirtying the room behind it with her throwing things out of there, when she was done he floated in and sat down in his chair before pressing a few buttons on the space map that all gummi's have. He programmed in his world so that she would know where to go as he said "Drive away my dear."

Yuffie grinned as she pressed the starter and pulled on the controls. "Come on Caledescope, let's FLY!"