Halloween is not my thing.

Kuja was not in a good mood at all about what has transpired today as he was still thinking about what happened in Castle Oblivion between himself and Ryoko earlier in the day, he had been simply enjoying a new cup of english tea as well as listening to a few works of classical music before his rather rude and loud sister burst into his room to tell him something. "Yo Kuja, you do know that those two kids you making me hang out with are no longer there any more. They skipped out of the world to some other one, and I don't even know where they went...." said Ryoko as she crossed her arms in annoyance at such an turn of events. It was then that Kuja let out a sigh of annoyance and stated "Fine we will locate them, then you will go back to work on trying to get between the raven and the little dove. I will start with Hallow Bastion while you start with Halloween town." "OH hell no you going to Halloween town, not me!" "I refuse to be sent to such an annoying world as one that celebrates a foolish holiday known as Halloween." "Too bad your going." said Ryoko before she caused a few heartless to appear under Kuja and make a portal to send him to that world. Simply put Kuja was not in a happy mood at all with the current status quo at all.

So now thanks to his rather annoying and rude sister he is stuck in a world that caused his own outfit to change a slight bit in shape and form, he was now dressed in a black tux that had crimson red fabric where there is normally white. Add to that that he had a slight cloak that was black on the outside but red on the inside with his teeth changed so that he has fangs of sorts, simply put the world thought it would be rather funny to make Kuja into a Vampire warlock of some sort. This caused his temper to be rather high as he was already being bothered by a short mayor that had two faces on his pointy head, the man was welcoming him and hoping Kuja would have a good time in his little town while Kuja resisted the urge to kick him with his still pointed black shoes.

Yuffie smiles as she landed in halloweentown. This was the town that she was aiming for! Party and fun. She looked down to see that her clothes changed and that she was now wearing a brown skirt, with a sword attached; her shirt had a small chest plate and had a feather on her left arm, she was wearing white gloves and brown boots. She grinned and turned to see herself in her gummi ship. Her hair was now a light chestnut brown and her ears were long and pointed at the end.

"Awesome!" She looked at teh gummi ship and turned around and around. Giving a slight jump and clacking her heels together she started off to the town.

When she walked through the gate, she met the supposed mayor and shook hands with the two headed man and introduced herself. Smiling, she was relieved to let go of the mayors hand and soon layed down on the water fountain. Peace and quiet.... She soon heard a gurgle from the fountain and looked as green goo started to shoot out of it. "Crap!" She yelled as she dodged the goo.

Kuja heard the sound of the gummi ship landing outside of town but paid little attention to it due to how he knew that the Raven and Dove traveled by corridors of darkness not by airships, it was then that he sensed the new visitor's magic when she came close enough to his location. He saw that she was rather energetic and happy to be on this world for some obviously apparent reason that seemed to elude him no matter how hard he thought about it, when she went pass him and laid on the water fountain he was going to ignore her and get on his way but then he heard her yell out in surprise. That caused him to look in her direction to see the goo flying toward him now due to how it missed her, his orbs appeared out of thin air and all seven formed a wall between him and the goo causing it to splatter all over the orbs and then ooze onto the ground.

He glared at the fountain that dared to soil him with filthy stagnant water from this worthless world, all seven orbs flew at the fountain head and smashed the things mouth piece shut and prevented any more of the goo to be fired out as he then said "That was very very annoying." Kuja looked at the girl that had dodged the attack and said "I will presume that you are not harmed, am I correct?" he figured he might as well see if she was ok since it was her yell of surprise that warned him of the goo.

Yuffie watched as a man came out of nowhere and had taken out the goo. "I presume you are not harmed, am I correct?" He asked. She gulped and gave a slight nod. "Um, are you from this planet?" Her face turning a shade of pink from embaressment of having to be saved.

She let her arms drop behind her back as she decided to introduce herself. "And my name is Yuffie, Yuffie Kiseragi...."

Kuja saw that the young woman was indeed ok by the fact she looked ok and also due to how she nodded in agreement to his assumption it was then that she asked him if he was from this world to which he sighed a bit and said "No I am not from this world, I am only here looking for some people. I am sure you have already noticed how this world changes your outfit from their normal status." It was then that the girl told him her name to which rung a slight bell in his brain, he soon remembered his sister met a Yuffie before as she told him she taught the girl how to summon. To which Kuja looked Yuffie over and then said "Do you know of a young woman known as Ryoko?" He was going to find out if this was the Yuffie he was told about or not, if she was he might talk to her a bit if she wasn't he would simply bow to her as he says goodbye.

After hearing the name Ryoko, Yuffie put her index finger to her mouth and and started to chew on her fingernail. Her eyes were in sserious thought as the girl from the palce with Ventus came up. "Actually I do!" She shouted, her arms waving in the air. "I met her while I was talking to Ventus!" She grinned as she shifted from foot to foot. She then stopped and flicked his nose with her pinky finger daringly. "Why do you ask?"

Kuja arched his eyebrow in slight confusion as to what in the world the girl was doing till he figured out that she was trying to think, he never quite understood why someone would find chewing on their fingernail helpful in remembering something but he never questioned it. It was then that she yelled out that she did know about Ryoko and energetically talked about how she met Ryoko while she was talking about the Ventus person Ryoko told him about as well.

Though that was of little importance when the girl had the gall to actually flick his nose with her pinky finger, he stared her down as he withheld the urge to threaten her due to how she could be useful. He calmed his temper and forced his ego to not get insulted as he then said "I ask because Ryoko is my younger sister and she told me about you when she came home, I was simply curious as to who this Yuffie person was. Now I know and oh yes......please refrain from flicking my nose, I find it to be quite annoying. Now I must ask this, why are you so far away from your home world?" Kuja figured he had to right to ask when the girl so boldly flicked the nose a planet killer.

"Oh Ryoko's your younger sis! She seemed a little old... That makes you a little older.... Yet you don't look it..." Yuffie flickeed her own nose with her thumb. "As for the reason I'm here..." Yuffie let her face show thought. "Well you might find out if you talk some more" She smiled as she turned around and started to walk a bit.

She did stop walking and turned a little to the man and waved her finger a bit for him to follow with a smile.

Kuja stared at Yuffie in utter confusion as to what in the world she was doing at the current moment, it was then that she walked off without answering his question which caused him to sigh in utter annoyance as he found such womanly actions to be very ineffective on him. He had a job to do but then again he could not detect a single bit of Riku's or Kairi's energy which meant they were not on this planet and further irritated him, he then opted to find out what this girl was up to as he would not run the risk that his female would be trying to cause him trouble in the future. He floated after her with his feet not touching the ground at all as he enjoyed floating in the air free of all the constraints of gravity, he looked at her and said "Am I to assume that you enjoy the holiday called Halloween, which caused you to come to this Halloween Town? If so I have no clue as to why, what is so enjoyable about such a strange holiday?" Kuja never really understood holidays as he only enjoyed the ones that had large balls and feast due to how he enjoyed such things, but things such as scaring and trick or treating always struck him as pointless.

"Okay, so I like the tradition of halloween, the tricks, the scares, the candy!" She grinned as she pull out some string that was clear and tied it from one side to the other. "First you have the trick." She said as a helpless sap walked across the line. "Then the scare." Yuffie watched as the thing that looked like a devil rabbit tripped got up and fell into the Gilloutine and got his head chopped off. "Then the treats." Yuffie watched as candy flooded out of the rabbits head.

"And including," Yuffie said as she pulled a bag out of her pocket, "there is where you can be anything you want be just by dressing up." She grabbed a handfull of candy and walked away letting the children eat the rest. "And that is why I like holloween."

Kuja listened to Yuffie as she demonstrated each part of the Halloween joy from tricks, treats, to scares but not exactly in that order as he watched her use a small devil rabbit for a target of sorts for each example of sorts, when she was done he watched her walk of with some of the candy that came out of the creature's neck which still did not make much if any sense at all. He floated behind her and said "So it all about pulling pranks of sorts on people, enjoying sugary treats, and scaring other people. I do not understand how fun that is, then again on my original home world we had plenty of real dangerous monsters running around trying to kill people. So I figure the holiday was never thought about and thus never created."

He saw some guy tried to scare him by bursting out of a bush but all Kuja did was stare at the man before an orb smashed into the guys face and caused his head to break in half and spray candy all over the place, Kuja did not partake of any of it as he was not interested in such things. He then looked at Yuffie again and asked "Is there anything else about Halloween other than such things?"

"Well, actually, I don't know..." She looked around. "Sometimes there is the rare occation of having a holloween party, where you can drink you face off." Stopped talking as Jack the Skeleton came up and tapped her shoulder. She screamed and jumped behind the man.

"I was going to let you know that there is a halloween party today in about thirty minutes if you would like to come." Yuffie's eyes shined as she steppedout form behind the man. "You guys seem like a couple, so share an invitation." Yuffie took the invitation adn waved goodbye to Jack.

"Oh, wow a party!! Are you going to come, Mr... you know I never caught you name..." Yuffie stared at the man remembering he never said his name.

Kuja listened to Yuffie talk about how there is sometimes a Halloween party where apparently they just get drunk, it did not seem like the party he was into but none the less a party. It was then that he watched the skeletal man walk up and scare Yuffie by only tapping her shoulder, he now had a scared woman behind him but she calmed down when the mention of a party was brought up so now she wasn't behind him any more thankfully.

It was then that he heard what Jack said about himself and the Yuffie woman being a couple which caused him to say "Now wait one-" he was cut off by Yuffie's yelling and when she asked him what his name was he forgot about the whole couple thing and quickly bowed to her slightly and said "My name is Kuja, I am the current ruler of Oblivion Castle. Well at least I am quite sure I am, I seem to be the only one that lives there other than my sister, the heartless, and the occasional generic nobodies. So I am to guess you wish for me to go with this party with you, is that correct Yuffie?" He was hoping he was not correct this time, he was used to fancy balls and such not crazy parties.

Yuffie gave a confused look. "Never been to that castle. She looked down and her face went a little red. "Rather go to a party and know somebody other than go and not know somebody." Yuffie smiled. "This wouldn't be considered a date, but how about go as friends?" She asked with big puppy eyes, hoping that cuteness would help her.

Kuja figured as much when he heard that Yuffie never been to Castle Oblivion as it wasn't exactly easy to get to by any means, he then saw her face turn red and talk about she would want him to go with her so she would have someone she knew with her. He sighed a slight bit though when she started to use puppy eyes on him as he found it more annoying than effective, he then finally said "Fair enough I will go with you, I am using this party to give this holiday one more chance to show me how fun it is." With that he offered his hand to her to hold as they had to sell the whole, they are a couple thing till they get into the party. The invite was only meant to let a couple in not two friends based on what it said, after she took his surprisingly smooth hands he walked her toward the large haunted house that the party was to be held in.

At the entrance was a large Frankenstein like bouncer that was there to keep out the riffraff like those three pain in the rear end kids known as Lock, Jock, and Barrel from getting in and ruining the party, Kuja walked up to the bouncer and showed the invite for both him and Yuffie. The Frankenstein nodded his head before letting them through as Halloween music was playing and the place was full of monsters of all shapes and sizes, Kuja arched his eyebrow and looked at Yuffie as he broke the hand contact due to it not being needed any more.

Yuffie blushed as he took her hand and walked in. She kept her head down hoping he wouldn't notice until he let go. She calmed down a bit and started to walk to the bar. "Can I have Russian Vodka?" She asked just as Barrel ran by and pushed her. Yuffie fell and and got back up. "Hold the vodka for a sec." She said as she stomped off to get the boy who bumped her.

"You little brat!" She yelled while chasing him with a kunai in her hand. "I'm gonna slice your throa..."

Yuffie stopped as a light flashed on her like a spotlight. "Somebody has decided to be our first kareoke singer!" The two-face mayor said.

"Wait I don't sing kareoke!" She yelled looking at Kuja. "Help me!" As a large group of people grabbed her and was dragging her to the stage.

Kuja never noticed that Yuffie was blushing from his hand holding her own as he wasn't exactly trying to spot such a thing, when they were inside she went straight for the bar that was set up that had all sorts of strange drinks of all kind. Kuja walked up to the Bar as well to order him a drink but unlike Yuffie when Jock tried to push him the little brat was intercepted by an orb that hit the kid right in the face and knocked him away from him, he looked at the barkeep and said "I would like some red wine." "Don't you want some blood instead? Hehehehehe" "Do you wish to keep your face in one piece?" asked Kuja as one of his orbs lifted up and had blades sticking all out of it. This caused the barkeep to shut up and give Kuja his damn red wine to which the Genome brought to his lips and sipped ever so slightly from time to time as he watched, it was then that Yuffie called for his help to be saved from singing Kareoke which wasn't enough of a reason to get involved. He simply smiled and said "Good luck my dear."

Yuffie's face was bright red from anger and embarressment. The people handed her a microphone and she sighed and took it. "I absolutely hate kareoke, but since it is halloween town, I will make an exception." She sighed as she went to the system and looked at the songs. "Great I only know one of these...!

Yuffie pressed the button to start and stood with the spotlight on her and guys waving bottle in the air to her. Her left eye twitched as the music started for 'Beautiful Disaster' by Kelly Clarkson.

"He drowns in his dreams
An exquisite extreme I know
He’s as dumb as he seems
And more heaven than a heart could hold
And if I try to save him
My whole world could cave in
It just ain’t right
It just ain’t right

Oh when I don’t know
I don’t know what he’s after
But he’s so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster..." Yuffie continued to sing as she soon sat on a stool that was on the stage.

((ooc: full song at link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVVPvUPEuB4&feature=related))

Kuja chuckled a slight bit as he knew that Yuffie was most likely going to want revenge on him and he would love to see her try, it was then that she started to sing and though it was Kareoke singing it was still quite good and that caused him to see *Ah the Ninja has a interesting voice, this is an interesting development* he did not know this song she sang but none the less she was doing quite well and he could tell that the others were enjoying it as well based on how they had their eyes fixed on her.

He then looked up to see that Lock and Barrel were on the stag behind Yuffie with a few bags filled with that green goo from the fountain which he figured were to be used to hit the singer to cause some trouble for the group, to which Kuja caused two orbs to appear and shoot toward them over everyone's head heading in Yuffie's direction. It was then that the orbs went around her just before hitting her and smashing into the two bratty kids and knocking them off the stage and into the hands of the bouncer who had already take Jock due to how the little devil was knocked out by Kuja earlier. Kuja now just drank his wine and enjoyed the musical arts of Yuffie.

Yuffie didn't notice the orbs as she finished. "More, more!" The crowd kept on shouting as Yuffie bit her lip. "That is all I know... I'm sorry..." She stopped speaking and dodged a beer glass being thrown at her. She looked up to see a the person and took out a kunai and jumped at him from stage. She kept her kunai in her hand as she kept on punching the guy, which started a large fight.

She finally finished with the guy and walked away leaving him with blood all over his face. Yuffie grabbed a guy out of a fight and wiped her hands on his shirt to get the blood off and walked to Kuja. "The reason why I don't sing kareoke. Yuffie said as she passed by him and walked out.

Kuja watched as someone seemed to have thrown a glass of bear toward Yuffie but before he could have a chat with the man Yuffie was already on the guy beating his face into a bloody mess, he himself was only bothered by about five men who wanted to pick a fight with him but it was of no use. Each one was knocked out by one of the seven orbs orbiting around him as he then watched Yuffie move toward him and then walk pass as she then used the big fight as a reason why she does not like to sing Kareoke to which Kuja said "Yes I can see why such a thing would be very annoying, one moment." Kuja turned to the large fighting mob long enough to lift the seven orbs into the air and have them rain small blast of darkness on the crowd, in about five second every person in the fight were out cold by the small darkness blast that hit them all.

He turned to float out with her and said "I detest such actions by people, it is so uncivilized and filthy. But at least I got to enjoy a wonderfully sung song by you, you have great talent in the art of singing my dear." Kuja now just floated beside her and said "Halloween might not be entirely pointless it seems, just requires the correct group of people to enjoy it."

Yuffie blushed as Kuja complimented her. She nodded in agreement as an idea was in her head. "I have some drinks in my gummi ship! And I heard there was a cool graveyard! We could go there and party the right way." She said with a gigantic smile. Please say yes, please....

Kuja looked at Yuffie in a bit of confusion as he then said "Party the........right way? As long as it doesn't require me to do anything that will be humiliating I figure it would not do any harm. Very well lead the way my Ninja guide." Kuja knew of her job type due to talking to Ryoko and also based n his own observations of her actions and choice of weaponry.

"Der, what do you think I would do? Rape you?" Yuffie laughed as she walked to her gummi ship and unlocked it. "It's cluttered, so do not peek in." Yuffie walked into the rainbow colored gummi ship and tripped causing a crash. "I'm fine!" She yelled hoping he would come in and see the mess. She finally found the old red wine and picked up two wine glasses and walked out with the ship closing behind her. "Lock up Caledescope." She said as a small click sound formed. "Hope you don't mind red wine." She said walking to the gaveyard with blood trailing down from her noise from her fall.

Kuja's eye twitched at the mention of rape being even jokingly said about him as he then said "I would highly advise against such action......and fair enough I will not look." He heard the crash and the yell that she was ok to which he said "I think it would be helpful for you to clean your ship up, before you harm yourself further." It was then that she walked out with some red wine and headed for the graveyard, he then noticed the blood dripping out of her nose and down her face. He sighed and said "See this is what I meant by harming yourself." He pulled out a silk handkerchief and used it to clean her face of the blood as he then said "There we are, what did you do? Land on your face?"