Halloween is not my thing.

Kuja was now very confused as to what the hell was going on as he saw Yuffie try to pounce on his tail which caused him to make it move out of the way to avoid being crushed, it was strong enough to hold his weight but it would of still hurt to have it smashed by anything. He tried to get up but all that got him was his face hitting something that was wiggling and rather soft, he backed his head away to figure out what the devil he just smashed is face into and saw it was Yuffies butt. He blinked a bit then said "........Nicesh...." he poked her back side since if she going to mess with his tail and cause the thing to send jolts of sensations into the base of his spine, he was allowed to poke her booty.

Yuffie stopped playing at she felt something poke her butt. She let out a giggle and smirked as she moved it away and sat down with her tongue sticking out. "Nosh nuh!" Yuffie slurred as she wiggled her right index finger. "Noppersh, not yetsh" She smiled as she layed on her belly and closed her eyes. You're drunk, calm down. No tempting him!!! Yuffie's consiounce said in her mind, but Yuffie ignored it and opened her eyes to Kuja and grinned with her blinking a lot.

Kuja noticed she stopped just before moving her butt away and so he was able to sit up and look around for a bit as his tail curled up into the shape of a question mark for a bit, he then saw Yuffie stick her tongue out at him and wiggle her finger at him. She laid down and so he figured that was the end of it but then she opened her eyes and grinned at him, he blinked a few times then said "Whash thaz grin fer?" All the while in Kuja's mind his more sane part of his mind was yelling *GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF YOU DRUNKEN IDIOT!*

"Don'tsh knowsh, but ifsh you don't likesh it. Comesh and takesh it away." She let her smile grow like a cheshire cat as she look Kuja up and down and gave a slight lick on her lips.

Kuja just stared at Yuffie before his body started to slowly move toward her as his body was doing all the thinking, while the brain was just having a fit. It was acting the same way a video gamer does with his or her controller decides to stop working at the WORSE possible moment, simply put.....the controls.......they do nothing.....As Kuja reached Yuffie he started to run his fingers through her hair before he raised her head up and lowered his lips to her own. His lips pressed against her own as though Kuja wasn't the most sexually active man in the world, he has kissed and he knows how to do that and as he kissed his little Ninja's lips his tail wrapped around her waist.

Yuffie closed her eyes in the kiss as pushed Kuja down taking a little control of the kiss. Considering this was the first kiss the ninja had with anyone, she found it exhilarating as she placed her hands behind his head.

Kuja fell over on the ground when Yuffie added a bit of un-expected pressure against him, his hands were now trailing down her back toward her........



*Donald Duck and Goofy dressed in men and black outfits walk in and hold up their neralizers, soon Mickey's voice is heard* "You didn't see anything."

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*screen fades to black as you all forget what you have seen*

Yuffie woke up in her bed on the gummi ship and stretched as she moved the covers and didn't notice Kuja right beside her. She walked into her pretty much clean bathroom and grabbed an advil and took the pill. Souldn't have drank that much... Yuffie thought as she held her head and walked out. She looked up and saw Kuja asleep on her bed. What the heck...? Oh crap what did we do last night! Her face was red in full blush as she rushed to her dresser grabbing some clothes to change into.

Kuja's head was truly throbbing beyond all measure from the drinks he had been shoving down his throat last night, he looked around though in confusion as he thought *.....When did I change my room's decor......wait a moment.......when did I get in a bed.......* Kuja then heard some noise and looked up to see Yuffie was just now finishing getting her clothes on and when he noticed he was naked as well he said "......Oh mother terra.........did what I think happen really happen last night...." Kuja sighed before using a bit of magic to cause new clothes to appear on himself before getting out of the bed, he looked over at Yuffie and said "Please tell me this isn't what it looks like......ugh my head is going to explode....."

"I have no clue! I woke up naked too!" Yuffie said flipping out as she was now fully clothed. "I mean... I remember the drinking contest... but after that..." Yuffie did a big blam explosion with her hands. "It's lilke it was a dream... but if you had the same dream... then..." Yuffie blushed as she went to the bathroom and came back with her hair fixed. "I hope to Valentine we did not get that drunk!" She said while blush covered her whole face.

((occ: HAHA reference to vincent valentine!))

Kuja looked at Yuffie for a while before he activated his sixth sense to see if he could figure it out, it was soon clear that his magical energy was all over her and.....some in her so he knew the answer to this little question though the amount in her was quite surprising to him. He let out a long sigh and said "Oh I believe we did do the.......deed........my magical energy is all over you and some is inside of you so I think you can figure it out from there." He ran his fingers through his hair causing it to shift back to a more neat form and look like it normally does as he said "Now I am going to hope that you nobodies are not able to become pregnant as I am sure that both of us are not ready for such a task."

Yuffie's eyes widen as she attached the stings in place. "Oh crap..." She then thought about if nobodies could have babies. "I think my kind cannot have babies, so we are kind of safe on that." Yuffie let out a nervous laugh as she hit her forehead with her palm. "Do you need pain medication for your headache or do you have that covered with your magic?"

Kuja let out a sigh of relief as he was not exactly sure if a genome with a soul being a baby would be a good idea, that sort of power uncontrolled could kill quite a few people before he could get it under control again. He then heard her question and said "My white magic is not that good, so some medication would be helpful. Oh and remind me to never drink so much ever again.......I hate hangovers...." Kuja then felt something on his tail and it lifted up in the air to show a small ribbon that had small ninja star patters on it, he looked over at the girl and said "I think this is yours."

"Eep!" Yuffie blushed as she took her headband and went to go get some aspirin and a glass of water. She came back holding the whole aspirin bottle and a tall glass of water. "I promise to never do that again with you... I mean the drinking part.......um... I should shut up now." Yuffie laughed embarresingly and handed him the aspirin and water.

Kuja watched her remove the ribbon from his tail and then she got him some water and a few of these pills called asprin, he took them and drank the water to wash it down before he heard her talk about what she wouldn't do again. But based on how she said it well it seemed she would of liked a repeat of what they did last night in the bed, to that he simply said dryly "Yes well I already got the meaning of what you said, and I will say this. If it happens again then it happens, I am not against sexual relations my dear. I am just not too thrilled about not being able to remember what exactly I did, and having no control over what I did. Though based on what my sense tells me we had.........quite a bit of fun if you catch my meaning." Kuja was only being so casual with her due to how he had slept with her so might as well try to be comfortable around her and be friendlier.

Yuffie's face turned to the color of a tomato as she heard that. "I'm wondering how in the heck you could now that." She sat down on her bed and put her headband on. She looked at her hands. "Atleast it was supposedly fun, even though we can't really remember it." Yuffie turned and smiled at Kuja with blush still on her face.

Kuja heard her question about how in the world he could know and he simply said "I am guessing based on how much of my magic has been placed in your body by me. Based on the amount I can guess that we had fun for most of the night and would explain my sore muscles, also it seems you are a rough one." Kuja pointed to a bite mark on his neck and then turned to point with his tail a few claw mark trails on his back. He then walked over to her and said this "I never allowed anyone before you to get that close to me Yuffie, so please be careful when ever me and you part ways to follow our own paths. I don't do well with loss." to that he placed a soft kiss on her forehead before he turned to the mirror to work on hiding the marks. No point in having the whole world know that he had a sexual encounter, such information would put Yuffie in danger.

Yuffie turned her head away from him and faced the hallway. "So this is goodbye, huh?" Yuffie sighed. "If it is, then have fun with your awesome life. I will stay here and probably loose some brain cells from partying... probably cause a few riots... after I sing more kareoke. She sighed as she got up off the bed. "Sorry if I was a little rough." She walked out quietly to teh outside of the gummi ship and walked to the gate outside that led the way out of the graveyard.

Kuja arched his eyebrow as he floated after her as he then said to her "I said when we part ways, I did not say I am leaving right now. Also my life is not exactly perfect, I had to die once already before getting to this point. Only reason I am here is become some idiotic necromancer brought me back and tried to use me as a slave, which simply had him killed by me. If you want to still talk or hang out I am quite ok with it." Kuja then remembered her saying sorry for being a little rough and to that he said "Also don't worry about being a little rough, I am quite tough so I doubt it hurt anyway. I been attacked by Bahamut once before....now what he did to me was rather rough and painful."

Yuffie stopped in her tracks and smirked when she got the response she wanted. She quickly adjusted her face to look sad and gloomy with a little happiness. "What so your not leaving quite yet?" She said while walking to him with a confused look. She got close to his face and looked a little angry. "You swear you won't leave?"

Kuja looked at her and said "Yes I am not leaving quite yet, I have no need to leave quite yet." He then noticed how close she got and said with a little anger about him not leaving to which he said "I promise not to leave any time soon, but I will have to leave this world eventually. I have a home on another world you know." After he said that he kissed her lips for only a second as he just felt like it, he then said "Oh and you should become part of a play I know about. You seem to be fairly good at acting my dear."

Yuffie was about to respond to the acting part on saying she wasn't acting, but she just left her mouth open. Finally she decided to talk, "How did you see I was acting?" Here eyes were showing anger, but then soon showed happiness "And what play?!" Yuffie asked happily as she grinned in his face.

Kuja laughed a slight bit when he heard her ask him such a question before saying "I know you are acting because I love plays of all kinds, I even did a little acting myself in the past. I am able to see when one is acting some times, other times it is a bit difficult but I know the classic guilt trip tactic." Kuja then noticed she was happy again and asked him to play to which he said "Depends on the game."

"I don't care, I wanna act!" She yelled as she started to walk away and flung her hands in the air. "To have people watch, to pretend to be someone else, to be someone else who usually has a happy ending in their life!" She twirled as she grinned having thoughts about it.

Kuja shook his head a slight bit and then said "Well how about the play 'I want to be your canary.' By Lord Avon. It is a very popular play back on Gaia, it is very good but I am not quite sure what part to have you play....hmmmm" Kuja floated in the air as he thought of what to do about the positions to be filled.