Halloween is not my thing.

Yuffie blushed as he wiped her face and then realized what he said and the blush went away. "So what if I landed on my face, it's my face to screw up." Yuffie said pouting a bit as she turned and walked to the graveyard. She kept her feet as silent as she could as she found a spot under the hill with the curve and sat down. The wine was opened as she sat down and poured herself a glass and took a sip. "Fifty year old wine, always the best." She mumbled as she swished the red wine around.

Kuja shook his head and then said "It would be quite a shame for such a beautiful face to be harmed though, but fair enough you are right it is your body to do with as you see fit." Kuja floated after her so he was more silent than the ninja, which did amuse him a bit as he knew that many would wish they could move around in the air so silently. He saw her find a spot under a rather strange looking hill as she then pulled the cork out of the wine bottle and fixed her up a drink, he fixed himself one as well and took a sip before saying "Yes this is a good year, thank you for sharing it with me....Yuffie do you have any idea what me and Ryoko are?"

Yuffie didn't hear the comment about her face because she was in her own mind. "Wine from that long is always good." She took another sip when she heard Kuja ask if she knew what him and his sister were. "Nope, not a clue, do I care...? No not really. I consider the person, not the species." She flicked her nose with her thumb and finished her glass. She poured herself another and started to sip on it.

Kuja figured that if she had no desire to know more about himself and Ryoko he wouldn't bother her with such un-needed information such as that, he let his tail reach down and pick up the bottle for him as he filled himself up another glass after he finished it. His tail put it back where it was as he then said "I suppose such a way of thinking is quite helpful for making friends, I like to consider a persons race though not to judge them but only to ensure I know what is ok for them to have and what is not. It wouldn't be good to accidentally feed the person something that would be poisonous to them." He watched the night sky and thought back to when he did this on Terra, but then their moon was red not this ivory color that most moons on the worlds have.

"Nicesh tail by the way," Yuffie slurred as she went to drink her third drink.

((so sorry it short, typing quickly XD))

Kuja arched his eyebrow when he heard Yuffie's comment as he found that she seemed to be drunk at the moment, he figured he would let her drink to her heart's content though due to how it is her wine. He only chuckled and said "All Genomes have them, also you don't seem to be able to hold your liquor well." He drank his second glass and was already getting his third one. He drank wine for a while so he knows how to keep himself from getting too drunk.

"Nopesh never had," Yuffie responded as she gave a hiccup and made another drink. She put her arm around his shoulder. "This is how people should party, with a friend, and drunk!" She drank the drink and stood and started to drunk sing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!' by Cyndi Lauper.

((ooc: I hate the reg vid but here is teh song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A&ob=av2e))

Kuja felt Yuffie put her arm around his shoulder and listened to her explain how it should be done, apparently a good Halloween party is just getting drunk with friends. Not exactly complex but at least he was getting free entertainment from yuffie being drunk out of her mind. He clapped his hands softly as she finished her song though she didn't sign nearly as well as before, but he blamed the drinks not her singing ability. "I am not quite used to such things, I am not exactly good with making friends." said Kuja as he drank his wine, while some would be depressed about not having many friends he was ok with it.

"Why do you think you not good wit makingsh friends?" She stopped singing and asked. She sat down beside him and evern though her eyes were faint her face showed that she would actually listen. She pured his glass full and filled her again.

Kuja thought about it for a moment and then said "Simply due to how I have none, so by default I must be terrible at making friends." he shrugged a slight bit then drank his wine and was not feeling a bit of a buzz in his brain. Even his tail was starting to droop from the effects of the drink as he said "Hmm seems I am nearing my limit before I become intoxicated."

"I betcha I can drink more than you." Yuffie said demanding a challenge as she started to sway while sitting. "I think I amsh on drinksh five." Yuffie said as she drank another glass.

Kuja heard Yuffie's challenge and to that he simply laughed and said "I highly doubt that, but if we both get so drunk that we pass out. Who will be the one to walk the other back home?" Kuja wanted to know that before he drank his six glass of wine.

"I can get the gummi ship to drive here... I justsh wanted a competitionsh." Yuffie gave a little pout and she pulled out a tiny control and the gummi ship flew and rested about six yards away. "Come on, how badsh could itsh be?"

Kuja arched his eyebrow as he then said "I am going to guess you don't want me to tell you how bad it could get, so I won't but fair enough I will have only one competition with you." Kuja drank his six glass and used his tail to pour them both their seventh glass. He then said "Let the games begin."

"Woo hoo!" Finished her drink quickly and went to her eighth glass and starts to dance like an idiot while drinking her eighth. "Party!" Yuffie's words came out more slurred than before as she sat down and got another glass.

Kuja matched every glass she drunk with his own but unlike her he just got more and more droopy in stature as he was getting made very mellow by the drinks as he said "...Thish.......oh I can't evenz speaksz righth......" Ya he was not doing too well but at least he wasn't going nuts form the liquor like Yuffie.

"Yoush sound funny," Yuffie poked Kuja's shoulder and then layed down on the ground after ppuring another glass. She put the glass in her mouth and drank it. "Thish ish fun!"

Kuja opted to not talk any more as he felt embarrassed to be doing this in the first place, but then again he wasn't constrained by a short life span like he was before so he could enjoy life. He drank down his tenth or something drink before he laid on his back on the ground as he wasn't out just wanted to lay down to keep from falling over.

"What glassh aresh you on?" Yuffie was to drunk to understand that she was crossing bounderies by turning to see him and messing with his hair. "Ish thinksh I'msh on elevensh."

Kuja heard Yuffie's question though it was a bit hard to think when he was this drunk, it was then he felt her touch his head and while normally he would be ticked with people messing it up right now he didn't care. He then said ".....t-twelve....ugh meh......head.....startin'sh....to hurtz...."

"Dangsh it." Yuffie slurred as she went back to layong on her back. "Ish guessh I wosh." She smiled and then hiccuped while she stood and trying to walk past him. Yet, she ended up tripping and falling on him. "Sorrish." She slurred with blush on her face.

((ooc: at school won't post till after 3:30 XD))

Kuja heard Yuffie say that she lost and what not before hearing the sound of her getting up from the ground, sadly she didn't do a very good job of it because next thing he knew he had a girl falling right on top of him. He let out a grunt when she did land on him as she knocked a tiny bit of air out of him, with her there he just stared and said "Itzh ok...." He reached out and petted her head before laying his head back down to rest a bit more but his tail had other ideas by wrapping around the poor girl's leg, Kuja didn't know a single thing about it cause he was too out of it to even notice his tail was even moving let alone doing such a thing.

Yuffie gave a small hiccup as she felt his tail. "Watsh the freaksh? She soon saw the tail and flipped over so she was laying on her back and touched the tail. "Softsh." She giggled at she started to poke it.

Kuja arched his eyebrow when he heard Yuffie say those words as he lifted his head up and said "Wah....?" he then saw her poking his tail and forced the thing to let her go as it just flopped on the ground at the moment. He then said "Shorry aboth thaz.....itz hash mind of itz own...."

Yuffie's eyes sparkled like a cat wanting to play as she got up off of Kuja and pounced on the tail like a kitten. She wiggled her butt in the air, as if she had a tail and pawed at Kuja's tail with her hand. A meow escaped her mouth as she started to play with the tail as if Kuja was a momma kitty and she was a kitten.